Magic will rule the world someday

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

(Source: dasmon, via can-you-feel-my-farts)

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sleepingwiththekings:

I’m Low On Gas & You Need A Jacket - Pierce The Veil
I hope you like what I made. 
original eye image by (x)

sleepingwiththekings:

I’m Low On Gas & You Need A Jacket - Pierce The Veil

I hope you like what I made. 

original eye image by (x)

(via alanxashbyx)

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daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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bandsoffthewalls:

kellinsaidwristsare4bracelets:

misterpornographic:

austincarwilly:

austincarwilly:

Oli Sykes with the crowd - Bring Me The Horizon

oh my god the notes why does everyone like this so much

cause band members who love their fans enough to get out there and do this, is pretty fuckin awesome

That kid is so happy

This is why I love him.

bandsoffthewalls:

kellinsaidwristsare4bracelets:

misterpornographic:

austincarwilly:

austincarwilly:

Oli Sykes with the crowd - Bring Me The Horizon

oh my god the notes why does everyone like this so much

cause band members who love their fans enough to get out there and do this, is pretty fuckin awesome

That kid is so happy

This is why I love him.

(Source: wxnkstain, via theironyofchokingontonysdick)

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4 hours ago

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

(via pizza)

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4 hours ago
Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?


Answer:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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identitydisorderr:

Pierce The Veil | Caraphernelia

identitydisorderr:

Pierce The Veil | Caraphernelia

(via vctrfuentes)

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4 hours ago

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Source: vvant, via hotboyproblems)

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4 hours ago
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