|Aries:||self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet|
|Taurus:||nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much|
|Gemini:||smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses|
|Cancer:||dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know|
|Leo:||most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores|
|Virgo:||steady fuckers that probably have an OCD|
|Libra:||double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho|
|Scorpio:||paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long|
|Sagittarius:||funny but rude, one night stands big winner|
|Capricorn:||cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills|
|Aquarius:||weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded|
|Pisces:||sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites|
see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’.
How come I didn’t know this
Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.
Suddenly her mom’s silence matched Jackie’s own. “Oh, my God,” she murmured in disbelief. “Are you gay?”
"Yeah," Jackie forced herself to say.
After what felt like an eternity, her mom finally responded. “I don’t know what we could have done for God to have given us a fag as a child,” she said before hanging up.
She got a call from her older brother. “He said, ‘Mom and Dad don’t want to talk to you, but I’m supposed to tell you what’s going to happen,’” Jackie recalls. “And he’s like, ‘All your cards are going to be shut off, and Mom and Dad want you to take the car and drop it off at this specific location. Your phone’s going to last for this much longer. They don’t want you coming to the house, and you’re not to contact them. You’re not going to get any money from them. Nothing. And if you don’t return the car, they’re going to report it stolen.’ And I’m just bawling. I hung up on him because I couldn’t handle it.” Her brother was so firm, so matter-of-fact, it was as if they already weren’t family.
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
"oh my god you’re drawing his crotch, you pervert!"
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG IN HUMAN BODY
I’M NOT EVEN SEXUALIZING IT
YOU’RE SEXUALIZING IT
LET. ME. DRAW
same thing with boobs like seriously “haha what is THAT?” stfu u know what it is its a fucking boob and they are a part of anatomy. im not going to exclude the boob just to make you comfortable. ur an immature dick. leave .
I mean come on
the whole movie is gold
It’s just one pun after another
The movie is completely random and it’s amazing
someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.
"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"