Magic will rule the world someday

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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5 days ago
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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5 days ago

rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

(via ourlosttgeneration)

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5 days ago

michaelgclifford:

school tips:

  • start your homework friday 
  • get as much done as you can in advance
  • keep working ahead on assignments
  • i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary

(via reallyspicyasianramen)

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5 days ago

You should read this Rolling Stones piece on Queer kids getting kicked out by their religious parents. And remember it.  (via fuckyeahdiomedes)

(Source: feministbatwoman, via cardioconfidence)

Suddenly her mom’s silence matched Jackie’s own. “Oh, my God,” she murmured in disbelief. “Are you gay?”

"Yeah," Jackie forced herself to say.

After what felt like an eternity, her mom finally responded. “I don’t know what we could have done for God to have given us a fag as a child,” she said before hanging up.

[…]

She got a call from her older brother. “He said, ‘Mom and Dad don’t want to talk to you, but I’m supposed to tell you what’s going to happen,’” Jackie recalls. “And he’s like, ‘All your cards are going to be shut off, and Mom and Dad want you to take the car and drop it off at this specific location. Your phone’s going to last for this much longer. They don’t want you coming to the house, and you’re not to contact them. You’re not going to get any money from them. Nothing. And if you don’t return the car, they’re going to report it stolen.’ And I’m just bawling. I hung up on him because I couldn’t handle it.” Her brother was so firm, so matter-of-fact, it was as if they already weren’t family.

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5 days ago

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

image

image

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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5 days ago
smile-itssunnah:

Relevant today, tomorrow and every other day.

smile-itssunnah:

Relevant today, tomorrow and every other day.

(via ourlosttgeneration)

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5 days ago
"It could’ve gone that way."

(Source: harrypotterdailly, via prisonerofazkban)

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5 days ago
thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

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5 days ago

shitty-dad:

kyterion:

"oh my god you’re drawing his crotch, you pervert!"

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG IN HUMAN BODY

IT’S NORMAL

I’M NOT EVEN SEXUALIZING IT

YOU’RE SEXUALIZING IT

LET. ME. DRAW

same thing with boobs like seriously “haha what is THAT?” stfu u know what it is its a fucking boob and they are a part of anatomy. im not going to exclude the boob just to make you comfortable. ur an immature dick. leave .

(via ieatsoulsforlunch)

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5 days ago

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

(Source: honehhboii, via imapunchyoballz)

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6 days ago

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

(via notenuf)

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6 days ago
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